This never have I ever baby shower game is about the guests, not the mother-to-be: a diaper put on backwards, cold coffee, the blanket that went everywhere. Nothing is about pregnancy, birth or bodies, so grandparents and coworkers can play.
Read the full guide
How to play never have I ever at a baby shower
Each guest holds up five fingers. Read a card; whoever has done it folds one down and may tell the story. Where hands are busy with cake plates, give every guest five stickers on a sleeve and peel one off for each card that fits. The last guest with one left takes the prize.
A never have I ever diaper party game
A diaper party is a shower for the father-to-be, usually thrown by his friends, where the gifts are mainly diapers. Diaper party picks is the set for it: nursery furniture with screws left over, a car seat that took two tries, a pack of diapers under each arm.
Guests without children lose fingers on When I was little: each of its cards is about their own childhood.
Questions and answers
Is this never have I ever game suitable for a work shower?
Yes. Every card is a small everyday thing: a baby held, a short night, a shower gift, a childhood habit. Nothing is about dating or drinking, and no card judges what kind of parent anyone is.
Is there a printable never have I ever baby shower game?
Yes. The print button under the card turns the set in play into slips to cut apart. Put them in a bowl and let each guest draw one to read to the room.
How is it different from a baby shower question game?
The baby shower question game has guests guess answers about the parents-to-be, so someone collects those first. Here each guest answers for themselves, and nobody prepares anything.
Never have I ever been handed a baby and had no idea how to hold it.
Never have I ever been spit up on just before leaving the house.
Never have I ever been the only one who could get a certain baby to nap.
Never have I ever changed a diaper in the back seat of a car.
Never have I ever cheered for a burp.
Never have I ever fastened a onesie and ended up one snap short.
Never have I ever given a bath that got me wetter than the baby.
Never have I ever held a baby who was less than a week old.
Never have I ever made up a song to get a baby to stop crying.
Never have I ever played peekaboo until my arms got tired.
Never have I ever pulled faces at a baby across a restaurant.
Never have I ever put a diaper on backwards.
Never have I ever read the same board book five times in a row.
Never have I ever searched a whole house for one tiny sock.
Never have I ever talked to a baby in a voice I use for nobody else.
Never have I ever waved at a baby in a checkout line until it waved back.
Never have I ever worn a burp cloth on my shoulder all day by accident.
Show all 99 statements (82 more)
Nights without sleep 17
Never have I ever called five hours a good night of sleep.
Never have I ever driven around the block just to keep a baby asleep.
Never have I ever fallen asleep in the middle of reading a bedtime story aloud.
Never have I ever fallen asleep sitting up.
Never have I ever found my keys in the refrigerator.
Never have I ever had to ask what day of the week it was.
Never have I ever hummed a lullaby to myself with no baby in the room.
Never have I ever kept whispering long after I had left the sleeping baby.
Never have I ever lost the end of my own sentence halfway through it.
Never have I ever poured a cup of coffee and found it cold three hours later.
Never have I ever poured juice into a bowl of cereal.
Never have I ever set an alarm and been woken by a baby first.
Never have I ever swayed from side to side with nothing in my arms.
Never have I ever taken a nap in a parked car.
Never have I ever tiptoed out of a room and stepped on the one squeaky toy.
Never have I ever walked laps around a room at three in the morning.
Never have I ever worn a shirt inside out until lunchtime.
When I was little 17
Never have I ever asked for the same bedtime story every night for weeks.
Never have I ever been found asleep somewhere odd as a toddler.
Never have I ever been the baby in a photo that still hangs on someone's wall.
Never have I ever been told I was a baby who never slept.
Never have I ever given a doll or a stuffed animal a haircut.
Never have I ever had a baby nickname that someone still uses.
Never have I ever had a blanket or toy that went everywhere with me.
Never have I ever had an imaginary friend with a first and last name.
Never have I ever heard my own baby story told at a family dinner.
Never have I ever hidden vegetables in a napkin.
Never have I ever looked through my own baby book.
Never have I ever refused to wear anything but one favorite outfit.
Never have I ever ridden in a wagon pulled by a brother or sister.
Never have I ever slipped my dinner to the dog under the table.
Never have I ever taken my first steps on camera.
Never have I ever worn a costume to the grocery store as a child.
Never have I ever worn rain boots on a sunny day because I dressed myself.
Out with little ones 16
Never have I ever answered "why?" ten times in a row.
Never have I ever apologized to a whole airplane row before takeoff.
Never have I ever buckled a car seat while a toddler went stiff as a board.
Never have I ever carried a sleeping child in from the car without waking them.
Never have I ever chased a giggling toddler down a store aisle.
Never have I ever fished a pacifier out from under a restaurant table.
Never have I ever folded a stroller on the first try.
Never have I ever found cereal in my pocket, my bag or my shoe.
Never have I ever gone down a playground slide as a grown-up.
Never have I ever left a full cart in a store because of a tantrum.
Never have I ever left the house with a diaper bag and no diapers in it.
Never have I ever ordered food for a child who then refused to eat it.
Never have I ever pushed a swing for so long that my arm ached.
Never have I ever pushed an empty stroller and had a stranger peek inside.
Never have I ever sung a nursery rhyme out loud in public.
Never have I ever turned back home for a forgotten stuffed animal.
Showers and baby gifts 16
Never have I ever been to a baby shower held on a video call.
Never have I ever been to two baby showers in one month.
Never have I ever bought a baby outfit a size too big on purpose.
Never have I ever bought a noisy toy for someone else's child.
Never have I ever bought baby shoes just because they were tiny.
Never have I ever built a cake out of diapers.
Never have I ever finished a baby shower word scramble first.
Never have I ever framed a baby's handprint or footprint.
Never have I ever given a baby a book I loved as a child.
Never have I ever guessed a baby's birth date and been right.
Never have I ever guessed the number of candies in a jar at a shower.
Never have I ever guessed wrong whether a baby would be a boy or a girl.
Never have I ever kept a baby name secret for someone.
Never have I ever made a baby blanket by hand.
Never have I ever passed a box of baby clothes on to another family.
Never have I ever suggested a baby name that was turned down.
Diaper party picks 16
Never have I ever assembled a toy at midnight before a birthday.
Never have I ever been beaten by a child-proof lock.
Never have I ever built nursery furniture and had screws left over.
Never have I ever carried a baby in one arm and the groceries in the other.
Never have I ever carried a pack of diapers under each arm.
Never have I ever compared the price of diapers at two stores.
Never have I ever fallen asleep on the floor of a child's room.
Never have I ever learned the difference between two diaper sizes the hard way.
Never have I ever learned the theme song of a children's show by accident.
Never have I ever needed two tries and a video to install a car seat.
Never have I ever packed a car so full of baby gear that nobody else fit.
Never have I ever pushed a stroller with one hand and held a coffee in the other.
Never have I ever read the instructions only after building it wrong.
Never have I ever sat down on a toy that started playing music.
Never have I ever told a joke so bad that a child groaned.
Never have I ever worn a baby carrier.
How this list was compiled: Our own list, written for this page in October 2026; nothing was copied from another list. Every statement is a small thing a guest has or has not done: with a baby, on a short night, as a child, out with little ones, at a shower or with baby gear. None is about the mother-to-be, pregnancy, birth or feeding, and none is advice on caring for a baby. The fingers scoring follows the ten fingers version (or sometimes five) described in Wikipedia's article Never have I ever, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Never_have_I_ever. The line about a diaper party (a shower directed at the father, usually organized by his friends, where the gifts are mainly diapers) follows Wikipedia's article Baby shower, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baby_shower. Both were read on 2026-10-08. Scoring with stickers is this page's own suggestion. Every line was read against the site's rules for a deck: nothing sexual or romantic, no alcohol, no betting or money, no politics or religion, nothing about anyone's body, no real people, and no card that singles out a player by name. Levels are our own judgment, not a measurement: easy is something most guests have done, medium splits a room, hard belongs to one or two guests. On 2026-10-08 every card was compared with every other list on this site, and cards that repeated one elsewhere were rewritten. Licence: own work