Example, filled in with our words
Short: Who Changed the Most Diapers
Aunt Carol has a prize, and it's wrapped like a present. It will go round the room. Keep it moving. Be pleasant.
Who has changed the most diapers? Count up as you may. Pass the prize to that guest. It was earned the hard way.
Now to someone whose birthday's in March, like the baby. If there's no one at all, the month after it, maybe.
Next, whoever last rocked a small baby to sleep. Was it this week? Last night? Was the sleep long and deep?
Pass it on to the guest who was born before dawn, Or the closest to sunrise. Best guesses. Go on.
Now to someone who knows a whole lullaby through, And will sing the first line. (Yes, we're looking at you.)
Last, the guest who knew Priya when she was brand new, Or has seen baby pictures. An album will do.
That's the end of the rhyme, and the prize stays in place. If it's yours, hold it up with a smile on your face.