Example, filled in with our words
Short: Pitching the Tent
Uncle Walt said the tent would take ten minutes. It said so on the bag: sets up in ten minutes. The bag did not say whose minutes.
They found a flat spot at Pine Hollow, between two pines. Uncle Walt shook out the tent. It had a LEFT pole, a RIGHT pole and one pole that belonged to some other tent.
"Hold this corner," said Uncle Walt. Theo held it. The other three corners blew away.
They pegged down the LEFT side. The RIGHT side came up. They pegged down the RIGHT side. The LEFT side came up, with the peg still in it.
"There is a trick to it," said Uncle Walt, and read the instructions, which were printed on the inside of the tent.
By sunset it was standing. It leaned a little to the LEFT, toward the lake, like a tent that was thinking of leaving. The door faced a tree. Nobody mentioned the door.
They got in. They zipped it up. It was the best tent in the whole campground, and it stayed up all night, until Theo sat up.
Good morning, campers. There is nothing LEFT to pitch. Whatever you are holding is yours to keep.