Example, filled in with our words
Short: The Number Hat
Welcome to the white elephant swap at Aunt Carol's place in Maple Grove. Hold your wrapped gift, listen, and pass it one seat whenever I call out a direction.
A swap starts with numbers in a hat. Aunt Carol shook the hat and held it out to the LEFT. The first hand went in and came out with number seven. The hat went RIGHT. Number two. It went LEFT this time, and somebody drew number one and cheered, which was a mistake, because now everyone knew who to steal from.
Number one opened first and found a singing fish. Nobody said a word. Number two looked LEFT at the pile, looked RIGHT at the singing fish, and chose the pile.
So did number three. So did four, five and six. By the time number seven stood up, there was one box LEFT on the table and one singing fish that nobody had tried to steal.
Number seven took the box.
"Any steals LEFT?" asked Aunt Carol. There were none, RIGHT down to the last number. So the swap is over, and whatever you are holding is yours. If it is a singing fish, act pleased.