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Short: Twelve Days of Deliveries
This year Aunt Carol sent Uncle Walt a present on every one of the twelve days of Christmas, and Uncle Walt's house in Maple Grove has not been the same since.
On the first day it was a partridge in a pear tree. The tree went in the hall, on the LEFT. The partridge went wherever it liked.
On the second day, two turtle doves. On the third, three French hens. On the fourth, four calling birds, which sat on the curtain rod and looked RIGHT down at the hens.
On the fifth day, five gold rings. Everyone was relieved. Rings do not need feeding.
On the sixth day came six geese a laying, and on the seventh, seven swans a swimming. The geese took the kitchen. The swans took the bathtub, and there was no room LEFT for anyone else.
On the eighth day, eight maids a milking arrived with eight cows and asked where to put them. Uncle Walt pointed LEFT, to the garage.
Nine ladies dancing. Ten lords a leaping. The ladies dance to the LEFT, the lords leap to the RIGHT, and the hens have stopped laying altogether.
Eleven pipers piping. Twelve drummers drumming. They set up on the RIGHT side of the living room and have not agreed on a tune.
Uncle Walt has sent Aunt Carol a card. It says: thank you, and please, next year, socks.
That is all twelve. There is nothing LEFT to deliver, so whatever you are holding is yours to keep.