Who in this room would say "you too" when the waiter says enjoy your meal?
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Paranoia Questions: Funny, Deep and All Clean: how it works
Paranoia is the game where a player reads a question in secret, answers with the name of someone in the room, and a coin flip decides whether anyone else hears the question. This deck holds 216 paranoia questions, all clean, in eight groups from funny openers to deep ones.
How to play paranoia from one phone
Sit in a circle. The asker holds the phone so only the player on their left can read the card, and that player says a name. The named player flips a coin: heads, the question is read to everyone; tails, it stays secret. Agree which side reveals before the first turn, because rules vary. The answerer takes the phone and presses Next card. Skip puts back a card that does not suit the room.
Funny to deep: what the eight groups hold
Pick one group or leave it on All. Funny paranoia questions are the safe openers, and the craziest paranoia questions sit in Wild what-ifs: who would adopt a dragon and forget to feed it. Secrets and loyalty makes players lean in, with cards such as who would crack first if we all had to keep the same secret. Deep paranoia questions ask who taught you the most. Levels set the sting: Easy is kind, Medium teases, Hard is bold. All 216 paranoia game questions are printed below.
Tips
Open on Easy with the Talents group. Fun paranoia questions that flatter, such as who gives the best advice, warm a room up.
No coin? The asker hides one to five fingers and the named player calls odd or even. A right call reveals it.
Doubt keeps paranoia questions funny: a good card leaves the named player unsure whether it was a compliment. If one would only sting, press Skip and say nothing.
Questions and answers
What are good paranoia questions to ask?
The best paranoia questions have an answer the named player cannot decode from their name alone. "Who in this room would you trust to land the plane?" works because being picked could be praise or a joke. Habits, talents and trips give everyone a fair chance of being named.
Are there mean paranoia questions in this deck?
No. The worst paranoia questions leave one player hurt and end a game early. Nothing here asks about a player's body, love life, money or background. Hard is as bold as it gets: who holds a grudge the longest.
How many players does the paranoia questions game need?
Four is the minimum, so that a name tells the room something; six to ten is better. The cards suit teens and adults at one table. Secrecy can upset younger kids, so with under-tens, deal charades cards instead.
Would You Rather Questions With a Vote Count300 all-ages cards on money, time travel, odd powers and hard trade-offs, with Weird and Icebreakers chips and a vote count on every card.
Fun Conversation Starters for Any Table250 light questions for any group in ten sets, from weird ones and harmless hot takes to wedding tables, each with a follow-up.
Who in this room does the best impressions of the rest of us?
Who in this room gives the most dramatic retelling of a very small event?
Who in this room is the funniest without trying?
Who in this room laughs the loudest at the movies?
Who in this room says "on my way" before they have left the house?
Who in this room says "one more episode" and means five?
Who in this room should not be spoken to before breakfast?
Who in this room takes a board game far too seriously?
Who in this room tells the longest stories with the smallest point?
Who in this room will be famous in a very small, very specific way?
Who in this room will still be telling the same jokes at eighty?
Who in this room will still not be able to parallel park in ten years?
Who in this room would adopt a dragon and forget to feed it?
Who in this room would apologize to a chair after bumping into it?
Who in this room would be the first one caught in a zombie movie?
Who in this room would become famous by accident for something silly?
Who in this room would bring a spreadsheet to plan a picnic?
Who in this room would clap when the plane lands?
Who in this room would eat all the road trip snacks before the first stop?
Who in this room would fall asleep first at a sleepover and deny it in the morning?
Who in this room would forget why they walked into the kitchen?
Who in this room would get lost inside a grocery store?
Who in this room would get stuck in a time loop and not notice for a week?
Who in this room would get the catchphrase if we were a TV show?
Who in this room would get the giggles at the worst possible moment?
Who in this room would hold a full conversation with a dog?
Who in this room would insist they know a shortcut?
Who in this room would laugh at their own joke before reaching the end of it?
Who in this room would lose a game of hide and seek to a toddler?
Who in this room would lose a staring contest to a goldfish?
Who in this room would lose the only map on a jungle expedition?
Who in this room would make the worst secret agent?
Who in this room would make up a word and insist it is real?
Who in this room would narrate their own day like a nature documentary?
Who in this room would pack three suitcases for a weekend away?
Who in this room would press a big red button marked "do not press"?
Who in this room would push a door that clearly says pull?
Who in this room would say "you too" when the waiter says enjoy your meal?
Who in this room would sing the wrong lyrics with total confidence?
Who in this room would start a dance floor with nobody else on it?
Who in this room would trip over nothing on a perfectly flat floor?
Who in this room would turn into a cat for a day and refuse to turn back?
Who in this room would turn up in costume to a party that had no theme?
Who in this room would wave back at someone who was waving at somebody else?
Who in this room would win a game show and forget to collect the prize?
Secrets and loyalty 35
Who in this room acts the most different in front of a crowd?
Who in this room borrows things and forgets to give them back?
Who in this room changes the plan at the last minute?
Who in this room could keep a straight face while hiding a secret from all of us?
Who in this room do you wish you saw more often?
Who in this room gives advice they never follow themselves?
Who in this room has changed the most since you first met them?
Who in this room has the best stories they still have not told us?
Who in this room holds a grudge the longest?
Who in this room is good at something they never brag about?
Who in this room is secretly the most competitive?
Who in this room is the glue that holds this group together?
Who in this room is the hardest to read?
Who in this room is the worst at keeping a surprise party quiet?
Who in this room knows something about you that you never told them?
Who in this room knows the most about everyone else here?
Who in this room made the best first impression on you?
Who in this room remembers every silly thing the rest of us have ever done?
Who in this room surprised you the most once you got to know them?
Who in this room takes the longest to admit they were wrong?
Who in this room will be exactly the same in twenty years?
Who in this room wins arguments by simply refusing to give up?
Who in this room would cause the most drama on a reality show?
Who in this room would crack first if we all had to keep the same secret?
Who in this room would get your vote for mayor?
Who in this room would tell you the honest truth about your worst idea?
Who in this room would you call first with big news?
Who in this room would you never want to argue against?
Who in this room would you pick as a travel partner for a month abroad?
Who in this room would you pick first for your team, whatever the game?
Who in this room would you pick last for a quiet afternoon in a library?
Who in this room would you swap lives with for one week?
Who in this room would you tell last about a surprise, just to be safe?
Who in this room would you trust with your biggest secret?
Who in this room would you want on your side in an argument?
Deep 26
Who in this room do you owe a thank you that you never said?
Who in this room do you understand the least?
Who in this room forgives the fastest?
Who in this room handles bad news with the most calm?
Who in this room has a talent they are too modest to use?
Who in this room has changed your mind about something important?
Who in this room has taught you the most?
Who in this room has the most courage?
Who in this room hides how much they care?
Who in this room is kinder than they get credit for?
Who in this room is the best listener?
Who in this room is the hardest on themselves?
Who in this room is the least like you, and better for it?
Who in this room is the most like you, deep down?
Who in this room is the most misunderstood?
Who in this room makes you want to be a better person?
Who in this room needs to hear "well done" more often?
Who in this room notices first when someone else is having a bad day?
Who in this room will you still know in thirty years?
Who in this room worries more than they let on?
Who in this room would stand up for you when you were not there?
Who in this room would you ask for advice about a choice that scared you?
Who in this room would you call at three in the morning if something went wrong?
Who in this room would you like to understand better?
Who in this room would you trust to make a big decision for you?
Who in this room would you want beside you on the hardest day of your life?
Wild what-ifs 17
Who in this room would be crowned ruler of a desert island within a week?
Who in this room would be the first to volunteer for a trip to Mars?
Who in this room would be the villain in a superhero movie about us?
Who in this room would become a pirate captain by accident?
Who in this room would find a treasure map and actually follow it?
Who in this room would make friends with the ghost in a haunted house?
Who in this room would make the best secret agent?
Who in this room would read the wizard's spell book after being told not to?
Who in this room would run out of a haunted house first?
Who in this room would solve the escape room while the rest of us argued?
Who in this room would start a rebellion halfway to Mars?
Who in this room would survive the longest in a zombie movie?
Who in this room would talk their way off a pirate ship?
Who in this room would win a reality show by being nice to everyone?
Who in this room would you pick to run a country for one day?
Who in this room would you send to talk to aliens on behalf of Earth?
Who in this room would you trust to land the plane if the pilot asked for help?
Everyday habits 23
Who in this room always has a snack in their bag?
Who in this room could eat the same lunch every day for a year?
Who in this room forgets their own plans?
Who in this room has rewatched the same show the most times?
Who in this room has the messiest bedroom?
Who in this room has the most unread books on their shelf?
Who in this room has the tidiest desk?
Who in this room hits snooze the most times?
Who in this room hums or sings without noticing?
Who in this room is always early and waiting outside?
Who in this room is always ten minutes late?
Who in this room keeps every birthday card they were ever given?
Who in this room leaves everything to the night before?
Who in this room loses their keys at least once a week?
Who in this room makes a list for everything?
Who in this room never reads the instructions?
Who in this room orders the same thing every time?
Who in this room reads the instructions before building anything?
Who in this room remembers everyone's birthday?
Who in this room starts the most projects and finishes the fewest?
Who in this room takes the longest to choose from a menu?
Who in this room takes the longest to get out of the door?
Who in this room talks the most before ten in the morning?
Talents 24
Who in this room could talk to anyone at a party?
Who in this room could win a trivia night alone?
Who in this room gives the best advice?
Who in this room gives the most thoughtful gifts?
Who in this room has the best memory?
Who in this room has the best sense of direction?
Who in this room has the best taste in music?
Who in this room has the neatest handwriting?
Who in this room is the best at cheering people up?
Who in this room is the best at explaining hard things simply?
Who in this room is the best at fixing things that break?
Who in this room is the best at games they have never played before?
Who in this room is the best at making new people feel welcome?
Who in this room is the best cook?
Who in this room is the most creative?
Who in this room stays the calmest when plans fall apart?
Who in this room tells the best stories?
Who in this room works the hardest?
Who in this room would make the best boss?
Who in this room would make the best teacher?
Who in this room would make the best tour guide of our town?
Who in this room would you hire to plan your birthday?
Who in this room would you pick to give a speech on your behalf?
Who in this room would you trust to choose the movie for everyone?
Trips and sleepovers 23
Who in this room is the best road trip DJ?
Who in this room is the worst backseat driver?
Who in this room would be the last one awake at a sleepover?
Who in this room would be the most scared by the campfire story?
Who in this room would befriend the bus driver by the second stop?
Who in this room would bring homework to a sleepover?
Who in this room would carry someone else's bag up the hill?
Who in this room would complain the most on a long hike?
Who in this room would forget their toothbrush on every single trip?
Who in this room would learn the local language before the trip?
Who in this room would lose their ticket before reaching the gate?
Who in this room would make friends with everyone at the campsite?
Who in this room would miss the bus home from a day out?
Who in this room would order the dish nobody can pronounce?
Who in this room would plan every hour of a vacation?
Who in this room would sleep through the hotel fire alarm?
Who in this room would start the pillow fight?
Who in this room would take two hundred photos of the same view?
Who in this room would tell the scariest campfire story?
Who in this room would turn a wrong turn into the best part of the trip?
Who in this room would wake everyone up far too early on vacation?
Who in this room would you pick to share a tent with for a week?
Who in this room would you trust to read the map?
Ten years from now 22
Who in this room will be the first to write a book?
Who in this room will become a teacher?
Who in this room will change careers the most times?
Who in this room will end up as the boss of the rest of us?
Who in this room will end up on television?
Who in this room will forget to come to the reunion?
Who in this room will have the most pets?
Who in this room will have the most unusual job?
Who in this room will invent something the rest of us use?
Who in this room will keep this group of friends in touch?
Who in this room will live in a cabin far from everyone?
Who in this room will move the farthest away?
Who in this room will open their own business?
Who in this room will organize the reunion?
Who in this room will own the most houseplants and keep them all alive?
Who in this room will run for office one day?
Who in this room will still live in this town in twenty years?
Who in this room will surprise us all with what they end up doing?
Who in this room will take up the strangest hobby?
Who in this room will travel to the most countries?
Who in this room will win an award and forget to thank us?
Who in this room will win an award and thank us in the speech?
How this list was compiled: Written by the Game Night Generator editors on 2026-09-18; no list was copied from anywhere. Every question was screened line by line: nothing sexual, no alcohol or drugs, no self-harm, no strangers, no phones, nothing illegal, and no question that invites an answer about a player's body, relationships, money or a protected characteristic. Levels are ours: easy cards are kind (being named is a compliment), medium cards tease, hard cards are bold. Paranoia is a folk game with no published rulebook. We looked for a reference on 2026-09-18 and found none: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paranoia_(disambiguation) lists a role-playing game, a video game and a game show under that name but no party game, and Wikipedia has no article on it. The page therefore describes one common way to play, says that rules vary, and makes no claim about where the game comes from. Licence: own work