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School, continued
Would you rather have a robot teacher or a wizard teacher? Would you rather have a snow day or a field day? Would you rather have art or gym class all day? Would you rather have math first thing or last thing? Would you rather have music class or library time each day? Would you rather have no homework or more recess for a week? Would you rather have school in a tree house or on a big ship? Would you rather learn a new word each day or a new song each week? Would you rather learn about space or the sea all year? Would you rather learn to draw a horse or a car? Would you rather make slime or build a bridge in science class? Would you rather own a pen that stays full or a crayon that stays whole? Would you rather pass out the papers or wipe the board clean? Would you rather read a book or sing a song to the class? Would you rather read in a bean bag chair or in a tent? Would you rather ride to school on a horse or in a boat? Would you rather sit in the front row or in the back row? Would you rather spell ten hard words or add ten big numbers? Would you rather start or end school at lunch time? Would you rather talk or sing in front of the whole school? Would you rather use just crayons or just markers all year? Would you rather water the class plant or feed the class pet? Would you rather work with a partner or on your own? Would you rather write a story or draw a comic? Would you rather write with a huge pen or with a tiny pen?
Pets and animals 40
Would you rather be a big fish in a small pond or a small fish in the sea? Would you rather be a busy bee or a strong ant? Would you rather be a cat or a dog for a day? Would you rather be a fast race horse or a brave rescue dog? Would you rather be as fast as a cheetah or as strong as an ox? Would you rather be as tall as a giraffe or as small as a mouse? Would you rather brush a horse each morning or walk a dog each night? Would you rather feed the pigs on a farm or the ducks at a pond? Would you rather find a lost kitten or a lost puppy? Would you rather get a fish today or wait a year for a dog? Would you rather have a bird that says your name or a dog that gets your shoes? Would you rather have a cow in your yard or a goat on your roof? Would you rather have a dog that can talk or a cat that can sing? Would you rather have a pet as big as a bus or a pet that fits in a cup? Would you rather have a pet dinosaur or a pet robot dog? Would you rather have a pet dragon or a pet unicorn? Would you rather have a pet fox or a pet owl? Would you rather have a pet that talks all night or a pet that hides all day? Would you rather have a tail like a monkey or a trunk like an elephant? Would you rather have fur like a bear or a shell like a turtle? Would you rather have spots like a cow or stripes like a zebra? Would you rather have ten small dogs or one huge dog? Would you rather hop like a frog or walk like a crab all day? Would you rather hug a panda cub or a seal pup? Would you rather keep a penguin in your tub or a seal in your pool? Would you rather live with penguins or with monkeys for a week? Would you rather name a new kind of frog or a new kind of bird? Would you rather own a puppy that stays small or a turtle that lives 100 years? Would you rather ride a horse on the beach or a camel in the sand? Would you rather ride in a kangaroo pouch or on a duck's back? Would you rather ride on a whale or on an eagle? Would you rather roar like a lion or howl like a wolf? Would you rather see in the dark like an owl or hear like a bat? Would you rather sleep in a bird nest or in a bear cave? Would you rather swim like a fish or fly like a bird? Would you rather teach a dog to dance or a cat to swim? Would you rather wake up with cat ears or a bunny tail? Would you rather walk a dog in the rain or clean a fish tank? Would you rather wash a muddy pig or a wet dog? Would you rather work at a zoo or on a farm?
Playground and play 40
Would you rather be the one who hides or the one who seeks? Would you rather build a fort with sticks or with boxes? Would you rather build a robot or a race car from a kit? Would you rather cross the monkey bars or climb the rock wall? Would you rather dig a deep hole or build a tall sand tower? Would you rather do a big puzzle or play a board game? Would you rather do a cartwheel or a handstand? Would you rather draw with chalk or paint with water on the walk? Would you rather dress up as a knight or as a pirate? Would you rather go down a tall slide or swing on a high swing? Would you rather go first in each game or go last and get two turns? Would you rather have a bounce house or a tree house? Would you rather have a swing in your room or a slide by your bed? Would you rather have a toy car you can drive or a toy plane you can fly? Would you rather have a toy that talks or a toy that walks? Would you rather have one long recess or three short ones? Would you rather have recess in a jungle or on the moon? Would you rather lend a friend your best toy or keep it and play alone? Would you rather make up a new game or play a game you know well? Would you rather pick the teams or keep the score? Would you rather play a video game or a card game? Would you rather play catch or kick a ball at a goal? Would you rather play in the sand or in the mud? Would you rather play jump rope or hopscotch? Would you rather play out in the rain or stay in on a sunny day? Would you rather play tag or hide and seek? Would you rather play the floor is lava or freeze dance? Would you rather play well and lose or play badly and win? Would you rather play what your friend picks or play your pick alone? Would you rather play with one best friend or a big group? Would you rather play with toys from the past or from the future? Would you rather race on foot or on bikes? Would you rather ride a bike or a scooter? Would you rather roll down a hill or run up a hill? Would you rather run fast or jump high? Would you rather skip rocks on a pond or climb a big tree? Would you rather spin till you are dizzy or hang upside down? Would you rather stay up late or wake up early to play? Would you rather toss a disc or blow big bubbles? Would you rather win each game by a lot or play close games and win some?
Food 40
Would you rather bake cookies or make pizza? Would you rather cut your sandwich in squares or in triangles? Would you rather dip your fries in ketchup or in ranch? Would you rather drink a thick shake or a fruit smoothie? Would you rather drink milk or juice with each meal? Would you rather eat a hot dog or a burger? Would you rather eat a peach or a plum? Would you rather eat a ripe pear or a bunch of grapes? Would you rather eat food that is too cold or too hot? Would you rather eat just red foods or just green foods? Would you rather eat just soft foods or just crunchy foods? Would you rather eat lunch for breakfast or breakfast for dinner? Would you rather eat lunch up in a tree or down in the sea? Would you rather eat one huge sandwich or ten tiny ones? Would you rather eat pasta with no sauce or sauce with no pasta? Would you rather eat pizza or tacos each day? Would you rather eat soup with a fork or rice with a toothpick? Would you rather eat toast that tastes like cake or peas that taste like candy? Would you rather eat with your hands or with chopsticks? Would you rather eat your best bite first or save your best bite for last? Would you rather get your ice cream in a cone or in a cup? Would you rather give up candy or give up chips? Would you rather grow your own corn or your own peas? Would you rather have a cake as big as a car or a pie as big as a bed? Would you rather have a chef at home or learn to cook like a chef? Would you rather have ice cream for lunch or pancakes for dinner? Would you rather have one snack now or two snacks later? Would you rather have popcorn or candy at the movies? Would you rather have waffles or french toast? Would you rather name a new ice cream or a new cereal? Would you rather own a fruit bowl or a cookie jar that stays full? Would you rather pack your own lunch or be surprised by your lunch? Would you rather peel ten oranges or crack ten eggs? Would you rather pick cherries from a tree or berries from a bush? Would you rather put cheese or jam on all your food? Would you rather put corn or pickles on your pizza? Would you rather run a lemonade stand or a bake sale? Would you rather share your fries or your cookie? Would you rather try a new food or eat the same best meal each day? Would you rather work at a cake shop or an ice cream shop?
Silly powers 40
Would you rather bounce like a ball or stretch like gum? Would you rather change color or change size when you want? Would you rather clap and make it day or clap and make it night? Would you rather dig a tunnel or build a tower in a snap? Would you rather fix each broken toy or fill each empty cup? Would you rather float like a bubble or roll like a rock? Would you rather fly as slow as a snail or run fast but only backward? Would you rather get a small wish each day or one big wish each year? Would you rather glow like a lamp or ring like a bell? Would you rather grow a tree in one second or melt snow with a look? Would you rather grow wheels or springs on your feet? Would you rather have a secret power or a power the whole town knows? Would you rather have a shadow that plays tag or an echo that tells jokes? Would you rather have arms as long as a bus or legs as tall as a tree? Would you rather have hair that glows or leave paint prints as you walk? Would you rather jump into a book or into a show? Would you rather know what is in each gift box or what is for lunch each day? Would you rather make a friend laugh with a wink or yawn with a wink? Would you rather make ice with your hands or sparks with your feet? Would you rather make it rain juice or make it snow popcorn? Would you rather make plants dance or rocks sing? Would you rather make your toys or your drawings come alive? Would you rather never feel tired or never feel hungry? Would you rather own a magic pen or a magic rope? Would you rather pull any toy or any snack from a hat? Would you rather ride in a big bubble or on a paper plane? Would you rather run on clouds or slide down rainbows? Would you rather send a note or draw a picture with your mind? Would you rather shout as loud as thunder or tiptoe as soft as a cat? Would you rather shrink a car to toy size or grow a toy car to real size? Would you rather slow down time at recess or speed up time at the dentist? Would you rather smell a cookie or hear a whisper a mile away? Would you rather swim in the sky or walk on the sea floor? Would you rather toss confetti from your hands or blow bubbles with no wand? Would you rather turn into a hawk or into a shark? Would you rather turn water to juice or rocks to cookies? Would you rather turn your bed into a boat or your bike into a plane? Would you rather use your power once a day or all day for one week? Would you rather walk on the ceiling or on water? Would you rather wear a cape that glides or boots that bounce?
Fall 20
Would you rather bake an apple pie or make apple sauce? Would you rather be a scarecrow in a field or a crow on a fence? Would you rather drink warm cider or eat pumpkin bread? Would you rather find the biggest leaf or the most acorns? Would you rather fly south like a goose or store nuts like a squirrel? Would you rather get new shoes or a new backpack for fall? Would you rather go on a hay ride or walk through a corn maze? Would you rather go to a fall fair or to a football game? Would you rather grow a huge pumpkin or a huge sunflower? Would you rather have fall or summer last all year? Would you rather have it get dark early or get cold early? Would you rather jump in a leaf pile or rake a leaf pile? Would you rather pick apples or a pumpkin? Would you rather play football in the yard or soccer in the park? Would you rather press leaves in a book or rub leaves with a crayon? Would you rather rake leaves or pick up sticks for a neighbor? Would you rather see red leaves or gold leaves? Would you rather toast marshmallows or tell tales by a fire? Would you rather walk in crunchy leaves or in the fall rain? Would you rather wear a warm sweater or a long scarf?
Halloween 20
Would you rather be a kind ghost or a kind witch? Would you rather carve or paint a pumpkin? Would you rather count your candy or sort it by color? Would you rather dress up as a cat or as a bat? Would you rather eat all your candy in a week or make it last all year? Would you rather eat candy corn or a candy apple? Would you rather get one big candy or ten small ones? Would you rather go to a costume party or to a pumpkin patch? Would you rather hand out candy or go get candy? Would you rather hang up paper bats or fake webs? Would you rather have a pet black cat or a pet spider? Would you rather have one big pumpkin or six small ones? Would you rather make your own costume or pick one at the store? Would you rather match costumes with a friend or keep yours a secret? Would you rather tell or hear a spooky story? Would you rather trade all your candy for one toy or keep it all? Would you rather trick or treat in the rain or in the cold? Would you rather walk in the costume parade or judge it from a chair? Would you rather wear a costume that glows or one that makes sounds? Would you rather wear a mask or face paint?
Thanksgiving 20
Would you rather be in charge of the pies or the rolls? Would you rather draw a hand turkey or make a paper leaf chain? Would you rather eat a turkey leg or a pile of mashed potatoes? Would you rather eat leftovers or toast for a week? Would you rather eat one slice of pie first or two slices last? Would you rather eat pumpkin pie or pecan pie? Would you rather give cans to a food drive or coats to a coat drive? Would you rather gobble like a turkey or quack like a duck? Would you rather have stuffing or mac and cheese? Would you rather have the big meal at noon or at night? Would you rather help cook the meal or wash the dishes? Would you rather put gravy or cranberry sauce on it all? Would you rather ride on a parade float or hold a big balloon's rope? Would you rather say your thanks first or last? Would you rather sit with the kids or with the grown-ups at dinner? Would you rather take a nap or play tag after the meal? Would you rather thank your teacher or your bus driver? Would you rather watch the parade or the football game? Would you rather win the wishbone pull or get the last roll? Would you rather write a thank-you note or give a thank-you hug?
Winter 20
Would you rather be a penguin or a polar bear? Would you rather build one tall snowman or ten small snowmen? Would you rather catch snow on your mitten or shake snow off a low branch? Would you rather go sledding or ice skating? Would you rather have a snowball toss or a sled race? Would you rather have snow but no sled or a sled but no snow? Would you rather have winter all year or skip winter for good? Would you rather live in an igloo or a log cabin? Would you rather make a snowman or a snow fort? Would you rather nap like a bear or play like an otter all winter? Would you rather read or play cards by the fire? Would you rather ride in a horse sleigh or on a dog sled? Would you rather see snow up to your knees or up to your nose? Would you rather shovel the walk or scrape ice off the car? Would you rather ski or snowboard down a hill? Would you rather slide on ice or stomp in deep snow in your boots? Would you rather stay in your PJs or play in the snow on a snow day? Would you rather warm up with hot cocoa or with hot soup? Would you rather wear mittens or gloves? Would you rather wear one big thick coat or five thin layers?
Christmas 20
Would you rather be one of Santa's elves or one of his reindeer? Would you rather drive to see the lights or go see a Christmas play? Would you rather eat a candy cane or a gingerbread man? Would you rather get a stocking full of candy or full of toys? Would you rather get one big gift or five small gifts? Would you rather give a gift you made or a gift you picked at a store? Would you rather have a nose that glows red or ears like an elf? Would you rather have a real pine tree or a pink fake tree? Would you rather have a white Christmas or a warm beach Christmas? Would you rather keep the tree or the lights up all year? Would you rather leave Santa cookies or pizza? Would you rather make a gingerbread house or a long paper chain? Would you rather open one gift early or wait and get them all at once? Would you rather put the star on the tree or turn on the tree lights? Would you rather ride in Santa's sleigh or see his workshop? Would you rather sing carols door to door or ring bells in a parade? Would you rather trim the tree or frost the cookies? Would you rather wake up first or sleep in on Christmas? Would you rather wear a Santa hat or elf shoes all day? Would you rather wrap gifts with bows or stuff gifts in bags?
Spring 20
Would you rather clean out your closet or your toy box? Would you rather eat pie on Pi Day or learn ten digits of pi? Would you rather feel warm sun or cool rain? Would you rather fill a basket with eggs or with flowers? Would you rather find a four-leaf clover or spot a double rainbow? Would you rather find a nest by your window or bunnies in your yard? Would you rather fly a kite in the wind or splash in puddles in the rain? Would you rather get more sun before school or after school? Would you rather have a spring picnic or a spring bike ride? Would you rather hunt for eggs or dye the eggs? Would you rather plant flower seeds or bean seeds? Would you rather play a kind April joke or get fooled by a kind joke? Would you rather play on a baseball team or run on a track team? Would you rather raise a frog or a moth from an egg? Would you rather see a rainbow each week or a shooting star each month? Would you rather smell the first flowers or hear the first birds? Would you rather stomp in the mud or roll in the new grass? Would you rather watch a chick hatch or a lamb take a first step? Would you rather wear green from hat to socks or dye your pancakes green? Would you rather wear tall rain boots or hold a big umbrella?
Summer 20
Would you rather catch fireflies or watch fireworks? Would you rather eat an ice pop or a slice of melon? Would you rather eat dinner on the porch or on a boat? Would you rather fish off a dock or paddle a canoe? Would you rather go barefoot or wear flip-flops? Would you rather go to day camp or to sleep-away camp? Would you rather have no bedtime or no chores all summer? Would you rather have one long break or four short breaks a year? Would you rather make a sandcastle or hunt for shells? Would you rather make s'mores or sing songs at a campfire? Would you rather march in a July Fourth parade or watch one from the curb? Would you rather read ten books or learn to dive this summer? Would you rather ride a roller coaster or a Ferris wheel? Would you rather ride a wave on a board or float down a slow river? Would you rather run through a sprinkler or slide on a water slide? Would you rather sleep in a tent or in a cabin? Would you rather spend a day at the beach or at a water park? Would you rather swim in a pool or in a lake? Would you rather take a long car trip or a long plane trip? Would you rather toss water balloons or spray friends with a hose?
How this list was compiled: Written for this site; nothing was copied from another list. Every card and option was compared with the site's 18 other would you rather decks on 2026-09-19, and no card or option is used twice. Some everyday pairs, such as a cone or a cup and popcorn or candy at the movies, also appear in other words on the site's this or that pages. Every card was read against the site's family-safe rule (nothing sexual, no alcohol or drugs, no self-harm, no dares, no brand names, no real people, no put-downs, nothing frightening) and the list was run through a word blocklist on 2026-09-19. Reading level: the 340 whole questions, each read as one sentence, score grade 2.98 on the Flesch-Kincaid formula (0.39 x words per sentence + 11.8 x syllables per word - 15.59; formula checked 2026-09-19 at https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flesch%E2%80%93Kincaid_readability_tests ): 4,173 words, 4,874 syllables. By level the scores are easy 2.70, medium 3.33, hard 3.07. The two options alone, without the words Would you rather, score below grade 1. 67.6% of the words in the questions are on the Dolch list of 220 service words and 95 nouns (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolch_word_list , checked 2026-09-19). Easy, Medium and Hard are our judgment: Easy is the shortest words, Hard is the 51 cards where you give something up, wait, share or pick between two chores. Classroom is our tag on 287 cards. It leaves out every Halloween and Christmas card, the two egg cards in Spring and 11 cards about things at home. The customs named in the seasonal cards were checked on 2026-09-19 against English Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halloween (jack-o'-lanterns, costume parties, trick-or-treating, masks, frightening stories, black cats, ghosts, witches and cobwebs as decorations), https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trick-or-treating (going house to house for candy, handing out candy), https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candy_corn , https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candy_apple , https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thanksgiving_dinner (turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, gravy, cranberry sauce, pumpkin and pecan pie, macaroni and cheese, rolls, leftovers, a meal in the early or middle afternoon), https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thanksgiving_(United_States) (parade floats and balloons, football, food drives, saying what you are thankful for), https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Furcula (the wishbone pull), https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_traditions (tree, star on top, lights, stockings, candy canes, carols from house to house, wrapped gifts, paper chains, plays), https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_Claus (workshop, elves, sleigh, reindeer, red hat), https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_cookie (cookies left for Santa), https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_stocking (candy and small toys), https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gingerbread_house , https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Easter_customs (egg hunts, dyed eggs, baskets), https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Patrick%27s_Day (wearing green, shamrocks), https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pi_Day (March 14, eating pie), https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/April_Fools%27_Day (April 1, practical jokes), https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/March (spring months) and https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Independence_Day_(United_States) (July 4, parades, fireworks). Every other seasonal card is a choice, not a claim about a custom. Licence: own work