How it works
These 2000s trivia team names are built on the decade's objects: flip phones, burnt CDs, away messages and low-rise jeans. Press Pick 5 new team names to deal five of 154; to keep the ones your table remembers, take the others away with × and press again. A line under each name helps the teammate who never owned a flip phone.
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Why the vowels went missing
The All team names menu under the button holds eight groups. Chat-speak and away messages is the largest, with 24 names. The one few people guess is Aughts, noughties and Y2K, 11 plays on what to call the decade. Flip phones and texting explains how the rest are spelled. One text message held up to 160 characters, and on a number keypad the letter S took four presses of the 7 key. Hence 160 Characters or Fewer, Press Seven Four Times and a decade of missing vowels.
Chat-speak belongs on the answer sheet
Txt Us the Answrs leaves the host's mouth as plain text us the answers, and nobody can pronounce xX Quiz Kids Xx. If your host reads names out with the scores, pick one that survives the trip: Emoticontestants, BRB, Winning and Ringtone Deaf all land aloud. N00bs With Two Zeros explains its own spelling, so it works both ways.
- At a table of mixed ages, choose The family computer in the menu. Not Responding lands with anyone who has waited on a frozen PC.
- Match the name to the round you dread: Ringtone Deaf owns up to the music round before it starts.
- Near the bottom last week? TTYL, Last Place and Voted Off First get the joke in before the host can.
Questions and answers
What do n00b and pwned mean?
Both are leetspeak, the online habit of swapping letters for look-alike digits. A n00b is a newbie with zeros for the Os. Pwned began as a slip of the finger for owned, because P sits beside O on a keyboard, and it means soundly beaten: see Pwned by the History Round.
What is the decade of the 2000s actually called?
It never got one agreed name the way the eighties and nineties did. American English mostly says the aughts and British English the noughties, and both come from old words for zero. Aughts, noughties and Y2K plays on those, and on the oh-ohs and the double zeros.
Can I use these names for a 2000s theme party as well as a quiz night?
Yes. Press Add another until the list holds 20 and press Print, so each table can pick from a sheet. At a quiz the name goes on every paper you hand in, so On Shuffle is kinder to your wrist than The Homework Was on the Flash Drive.