Thanksgiving Trivia Team Names Generator: 153 Clean Puns: how it works
These Thanksgiving trivia team names are for the quiz after dinner, the Friendsgiving potluck or the office game the week before. Press New team names to deal five of 153, Lock any that get a groan from the couch and deal again. The line under each name explains the pun.
What the seven chips hold
The turkey holds 28 names, from The Brine Trust to Snood Awakening. Stuffing, gravy and sides has 29, home of Gravy Boat Captains, and Pie and dessert 20. Leftovers and the nap has 18, Family and the table 21 and History, parade and the long weekend 21, including We Did This in October for the Canadians. Giving thanks holds 16.
A pun that depends on the host's accent
Pecan Do It works only if the host says pee-can. Said puh-kahn, it is just a nut. Fowl Play and Pumpkin Pi sound like the plain words aloud, so they need the answer sheet. Others are built for the scores: Seconds, Please lands when you are read out in second place, and Butter Luck Next Time when you are last.
Tips
Three generations on one team? Deal from Family and the table. Kids' Table Alumni and Not Hosting Next Year need no explaining to anyone in the room.
Hosting? Set the size to 10, press Print and leave the sheet by the pie, so each team has picked before the first question.
A name that doubles as trivia earns its seat: Buckles on Our Hats and Only the Toms Gobble both start an argument you can win.
Questions and answers
Are these Thanksgiving trivia team names clean enough for a family table?
Yes. All 153 were screened for a room that runs from grandparents to grade schoolers: no innuendo, no drinking jokes, no politics, and nothing at the expense of anybody's faith or culture. The history names keep to checked facts, such as the three-day celebration at Plymouth in 1621.
Does turkey really make you sleepy?
Not by itself. Turkey has about as much tryptophan as other meats, so the bird is not the cause. The likelier one is a large plate heavy in carbohydrates. Blame the Tryptophan sits in Leftovers and the nap anyway, because every table has somebody who says it.
Who gets the wish when the wishbone breaks?
By the usual custom, two people pull until the bone snaps and the one holding the larger piece makes the wish. The custom dates from the early 17th century. That is why Lucky Break and Short End of the Wishbone sit together in Family and the table. Settle who pulls before dinner, not during it.
165 Degrees or BustPoultry is safe to eat at 165 degrees Fahrenheit, measured in the thigh without touching bone. We hold our answers to a lower standard.
Baste Case ScenarioBest case scenario, said by whoever keeps opening the oven with a spoon.
Basting ImpressionsLasting impressions, one spoonful of pan juices at a time.
Birds of a Feather Guess TogetherBirds of a feather flock together. This flock confers, then guesses.
Both Drumsticks Are TakenA turkey has two drumsticks, and every table has more than two people who want one.
Brine and DandyFine and dandy, after a night in salt water.
Brine FreezeBrain freeze, the ice-cream headache, moved to the bucket the turkey sat in overnight.
The Brine TrustA brain trust is a panel of expert advisers. Brining is soaking the bird in salt water before it roasts, which keeps it moist.
Carve DiemCarpe diem, seize the day. Here the carver seizes the good knife.
Dark Meat or WhiteThe carver's one question. White meat is the breast; dark meat is the leg and thigh.
Fowl PlayFoul play, with feathers. It sounds identical aloud, so this one needs the answer sheet.
Gobbledygook SpeakersGobbledygook, meaning pompous and tangled language, was coined in 1944 by a Texan who said he had a strutting turkey gobbler in mind.
Left the Giblets InGiblets are the heart, gizzard and liver, sometimes sealed in a bag inside the bird. Every cook forgets the bag once.
Let's Talk TurkeyTo talk turkey is to talk plainly and get to the point. We rarely do.
Only the Toms GobbleThe gobble is the male turkey's call, and it can carry up to a mile. Our captain has a similar range.
Personal FowlA personal foul is a penalty in football, which is on in the next room all afternoon.
Poultry in MotionPoetry in motion. It sounds nearly the same aloud, so the host gets the laugh a second late.
Proud Bird BrainsBird brain is an insult. We have had it printed on shirts.
Roast MastersA roastmaster hosts a comedy roast. Ours runs the oven.
Snood AwakeningRude awakening. The snood is the fleshy flap that hangs over a turkey's bill.
Still ThawingWhat the cook finds out on Thursday morning. We were not ready in time either.
Thigh and MightyHigh and mighty, from the dark-meat end of the platter.
Tom FooleryTomfoolery is silly behavior. A tom is a grown male turkey, and the female is a hen.
Trussed IssuesTrust issues. To truss a bird is to tie its legs and wings close to the body before roasting.
Wattle We Do NowWhat'll we do now. Wattles are the red folds of skin on a tom turkey's throat and neck.
We'll Pop Up When DoneSome turkeys come with a pop-up timer, a plastic pin on a spring that rises when the meat reaches a set temperature.
We're Winging ItTo wing it is to improvise. It is also the only part of the bird nobody fights over.
Yes, Wild Turkeys Can FlyWild turkeys are agile, fast fliers over short distances and roost in trees at night. The farm bird is the one that stays on the ground.
Stuffing, gravy and sides 29
All Aboard the Gravy TrainA gravy train is easy money for little work, which is how we hope the first round goes.
Aw, ShucksA modest reply to praise. To shuck corn is to strip the husk from the ear.
Berry ThankfulVery thankful, by way of the cranberry dish.
Bog StandardBritish slang for perfectly ordinary. Cranberry beds are flooded for the harvest, and the loose berries float to be gathered.
Butter Late Than NeverBetter late than never, for the team that arrives in round two.
Butter Luck Next TimeBetter luck next time. A name to pick if you expect to hear it from the host.
Casserole CallRoll call, from the green bean casserole that turns up at nearly every Thanksgiving table.
Crispy Onion ToppingThe fried onions on a green bean casserole, and the first thing on the table to disappear.
Dressing for SuccessDress for success, for the households that say dressing.
Full of Mashed PotentialWasted potential, mashed with butter.
Good GravyAn old, mild exclamation of surprise. Expect to hear it from us when the answers are read.
Gourd IntentionsGood intentions, with a gourd in them. Pumpkins and squash are both gourds.
Gravy Boat CaptainsThe gravy boat is the small pitcher with a saucer. Somebody has to steer it around the table.
Here for the SidesTurkey is the headline. The sides are why this team came.
It's All GravySlang for it's all good. It also describes our plates.
It's Called DressingStuffing, dressing and filling are names for the same dish. Which one you say is a family matter.
Marshmallows on TopSweet potatoes are often baked with brown sugar or marshmallows. The table splits on it every year.
Mashed Potato VolcanoA scoop of mashed potatoes with a crater pressed in the top for the gravy. It always erupts.
No Lumps, No GloryNo guts, no glory, rewritten for whoever is whisking the gravy.
Not Actually YamsThe orange sweet potatoes often sold as yams in North America are not botanical yams, which are an unrelated plant.
The Right StuffingTo have the right stuff is to have what the job takes. We brought the bread-and-herb version.
Simply A-Maize-ingMaize is another word for corn. The hyphens show the joke, so this one belongs on paper.
Squash the CompetitionSquash is on the table. The rest is a plan.
Still Shaped Like the CanJellied cranberry sauce slides out of the can and keeps the ridges. It is sliced, not spooned.
Warm Roll ModelsRole models, fresh from the oven and wrapped in a dish towel.
Whisk AssessmentRisk assessment. Ours says to change the answer at the last second, every time.
The Whisk TakersRisk takers, armed with a whisk.
Yam PackedJam-packed, like the oven at noon.
Yam SessionJam session, in the key of sweet potato.
Pie and dessert 20
A Sliver of EachWhat you ask for when there are three pies and you want all three.
Any Way You Slice ItHowever you look at it. Said at the dessert table while holding a knife.
Apple of My PieThe apple of my eye is the person you cherish most. Here it is the filling.
Cobblered TogetherCobbled together, meaning assembled in a hurry, like a fruit cobbler and like this team.
Crust Fund KidsTrust fund kids, paid out in pastry.
Easy as Pumpkin PieEasy as pie, in the most traditional Thanksgiving flavor.
Eating Humble PieTo eat humble pie is to admit you were wrong. The dish began as umble pie, made from a deer's innards.
Filling Pretty GoodFeeling pretty good, in the voice of somebody on a second helping.
Flaky Crust, Flaky TeamA flaky crust is a compliment. A flaky teammate is the one who said they were coming.
Just DessertsThe idiom is spelled just deserts, from an old word for what one deserves. The spelling with two s's is a pun, and this time it is on purpose.
Knowledge a la ModeA la mode means served with ice cream. We know a little, with a scoop on top.
Pecan Do ItWe can do it. The pun needs the host to say pee-can, and there is little agreement on how to say pecan even within one region.
Pie Chart ToppersChart toppers, in pie chart form. Our slice of the points is a thin one.
Pie in the Sky GuessesPie in the sky is a hope that is pleasant and unlikely, like our answer to question nine.
Pie SocietyHigh society, for the people who came for dessert.
Pumpkin PiPi is the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter, about 3.14159. Aloud it sounds like the dessert, so write this one down.
Save Room for PieAdvice given at every Thanksgiving table and followed at none.
Second Slice ClubMembership is open. The only rule is that a sliver counts as a slice.
The Upper CrustThe upper crust is high society. It is also the best part of an apple pie.
Whipped Into ShapeWhat happens to cream, and what our captain keeps promising to do to us.
Leftovers and the nap 18
Blame the TryptophanThe sleepy-turkey story is mostly a myth: turkey holds about as much tryptophan as other meats. A big plate of carbohydrates is the likelier cause.
Casserole ReversalRole reversal. On Friday the side dish becomes the main course.
Food Coma SurvivorsA food coma is the heavy drowsiness after a very large meal. We played through it.
Fridge Door Won't CloseThe state of every host's refrigerator on Thursday night.
Gravy Is a BeverageA position held by one uncle in every family.
Hash It OutTo hash it out is to settle an argument by talking. Hash is also chopped leftovers fried in a pan.
Midnight Sandwich MakersCold turkey, stuffing and cranberry sauce on bread, built by the light of the open refrigerator.
Napping Through KickoffFootball has been played on Thanksgiving for generations, and somebody on every couch sleeps through the first quarter.
No Lid FitsThe law of the leftover container drawer: many boxes, many lids, no matches.
One Belt Notch LooserA small adjustment made between dinner and pie.
Same Plate, Day ThreeTurkey, stuffing and cranberry sauce, said on Friday with joy and on Sunday with less of it.
The Sandwich GenerationThe term for people caring for their children and their aging parents at once. On Friday it also means everyone holding a turkey sandwich.
Soup by SundayThe carcass becomes stock on Friday and soup by the end of the weekend.
Stock OptionsStock options are a perk of a job. Turkey stock is a perk of hosting.
Stretchy Pants BrigadeElastic waistbands, chosen that morning with the meal in mind.
To-Go Plate CommitteeThe relatives who arrive with their own containers and leave with full ones.
Wake Us for PieInstructions left with the host on the way to the couch.
Wrapped in FoilHow every guest's share goes home. Read out after a loss, it sounds like an excuse.
Family and the table 21
A Wishbone to PickTo have a bone to pick with someone is to have a complaint to raise. Ours is with the person who wrote round three.
Card Table AnnexWhen the dining table runs out, a card table is pushed up against the end of it, one inch lower.
Change the SubjectThe most useful three words at a family dinner. It also works when the host asks about sports.
Cousins Once RemovedOnce removed means one generation apart: your parent's first cousin is your first cousin once removed.
Dibs on DryingWhoever calls it first dries the dishes and leaves the washing to somebody else.
Dinner at 2 PMThanksgiving dinner is often served in the early or middle afternoon, which makes it lunch by any other measure.
Elbows Off the TableThe rule of manners repeated at every holiday meal. At a quiz it keeps the answer sheet visible.
The Folding ChairsBrought up from the basement once a year, along with the people who sit in them.
Friendsgiving CommitteeFriendsgiving is a Thanksgiving meal shared with friends, often potluck style. The word first appeared in 2007.
Head of the TableThe seat that comes with the carving knife. At a quiz it comes with the pencil.
In-Laws and OutlawsA rhyme families have made about themselves for a long time.
Kids' Table AlumniGraduates of the small table in the next room, promoted when a chair opened up at the big one.
Lucky BreakTwo people pull the turkey's wishbone until it snaps, and by custom the one holding the larger piece makes a wish.
Napkin RingleadersRingleaders, from the one table setting of the year that calls for napkin rings.
Not Hosting Next YearAnnounced every year by the same person, who then hosts next year.
Only the Good ChinaThe plates that leave the cabinet one day a year and must be washed by hand.
Place Card SharksA card shark is a sharp card player. A place card decides who sits next to whom.
Potluck of the DrawLuck of the draw, at a dinner where every guest brings a dish.
Reheated ArgumentsThe same family debate as last year, served again at the same table.
Second Cousins, First PlaceSecond cousins share great-grandparents. The rest is a forecast.
Short End of the WishboneThe short end of the stick, in wishbone form. In most families the smaller piece gets no wish.
History, parade and the long weekend 21
April Showers, MayflowersApril showers bring May flowers. The children's riddle asks what Mayflowers bring, and the answer is Pilgrims.
Backyard Turkey Bowl MVPsA turkey bowl is an informal game of football among family or friends on Thanksgiving Day.
Black Friday Early BirdsBlack Friday is the day after Thanksgiving. The early bird gets the worm, or at least a place in line.
Buckles on Our HatsThe buckled Pilgrim hat is a nineteenth-century invention. The tall hats of the 1620s had no buckle on the front.
Bumper Crop of Wrong AnswersA bumper crop is an unusually large harvest. Ours comes in every quiz night.
Cornucopia of GuessesA cornucopia is a horn-shaped basket spilling over with produce. The word is Latin for horn of plenty.
Cream of the CropThe pick of the harvest. We say it with a straight face.
Doorbusters at DawnA doorbuster is a deal in limited supply, offered when the store opens to draw a crowd.
The Fourth ThursdaysThanksgiving in the United States falls on the fourth Thursday of November, fixed by federal law in 1941.
Hungry Since 1621The harvest celebration at Plymouth that the holiday looks back to was held in the autumn of 1621.
It Lasted Three DaysThe 1621 celebration at Plymouth ran for three days. One afternoon of it finishes most of us.
Leaf It to UsLeave it to us, in late November, with a rake.
Mayflower PowerFlower power, aboard the Mayflower, which reached Cape Cod in November 1620 with 102 passengers.
Parade Balloon WranglersThanksgiving morning parades are known for giant character balloons, each walked down the street by a crew holding ropes.
Plymouth Rock StarsRock stars, by way of Plymouth Rock, the boulder that tradition names as the Pilgrims' landing place.
Rained On ParadeTo rain on someone's parade is to spoil their plans. For the team that lost on a tiebreaker.
Reap What We KnowYou reap what you sow. Our harvest depends on the category.
Two-Hand Touch RulesThe backyard version of football: two hands on the ball carrier and the play is over. Nobody gets tackled before dinner.
Walked the Turkey TrotA turkey trot is a footrace held on or around Thanksgiving, most often 5 kilometers. The oldest, in Buffalo, New York, dates to 1896.
We Did This in OctoberCanadian Thanksgiving is the second Monday of October. A name for the Canadians at an American table.
Whatever Floats Your FloatWhatever floats your boat, at a parade. A float is a decorated platform on wheels.
Giving thanks 16
Going Around the TableThe custom of having each person say one thing they are thankful for before anyone may eat.
Grateful for Partial CreditSome hosts give half a point for an answer that is nearly right. We depend on it.
Gratitude AdjustmentAn attitude adjustment, of the grateful kind.
Much ObligedAn old-fashioned thank-you. Best read out in the host's most formal voice.
No Thanks NecessaryWhat a hero says on the way out. We say it on the way in.
Seconds, PleaseA request for another helping. Read out when you place second, it sounds planned.
Thank Goodness It's ThursdayThank goodness it's Friday, moved up a day for the one week when Thursday is the good one.
Thankful for Multiple ChoiceA one in four chance is the best odds this team gets all night.
The Thankful FourFor a table of four. Change the number to fit your own.
Thankful It's Not CharadesWe are better sitting down with a pencil.
Thanks a MillionA million thanks, none of which count toward the score.
Thanks but No ThanksOur reply to the offer of a bonus question at double or nothing.
Thanks for NothingWhat we will say to the host after the sports round.
Thanks in AdvanceA sign-off that assumes the favor is already granted. Ours assumes the win.
Would Rather Be NappingAn honest name for any team playing after the meal.
You're WelcomeSaid to the other teams, in advance, for the points we are about to give away.